Anonymous asked: How did you hurt your ankle? - anonymously concerned
I stepped backwards into a hole full of water at work durrrrr

When I take on too many things at once
(via sixpackqueen)
When I can tell my best friend isn’t listening to me

My new jobs is super chill. I’m mostly working alone and blasting Kesha in the greenhouse while hanging (hiding) in these plants.
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
(via faibol24)
My best friends boyfriend has been cheating on her so were drinking wine, listening to country heartbreak jams and switching all his records into different sleeves ~*revenge*~






